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Scientists theorize alternate universe where people listen to them

– the Beaverton

 

 

 

Houston Red Cross running dangerously low on thoughts and prayers

– the Beaverton

 

 

Steve Bannon leaves White House in search of whiter house

– the Beaverton

 

 

Americans substitute ‘hang in there kitty’ posters for ‘ostrich with head in sand’

– the Beaverton

 

 

Congress delivers final insult to Obama by keeping White House security deposit

– the Beaverton

 

Quiz: Which criminally negligent human on ‘Paw Patrol’ are you?

– the Beaverton

 

 

 millionaire-and-billionaireLocal millionaire depressed after meeting local billionaire

– the Beaverton

 

 

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 Cutting Back With the Joneses: People are now corporations

– the Tyee

 

 

xlab_mouse-final-jpg-pagespeed-ic-krfeijsc4i Fat Chance: That little wheel isn’t going to run itself

– the Tyee

 

 

xmiddle-finger-laptop-jpg-pagespeed-ic-x2btpdx1ms The Anti-Social Network: A new digital sphere for people who just don’t like people

– the Tyee

 

pregnancy-test Abstinence Plus: America’s new teen pregnancy solution

– the Tyee

 

smiling-obama-jpg-pagespeed-ce-8m0ur2zzmi Positions available at the White House

– the Tyee

 Posted by Chris Cannon at 9:04 am
This is me. I'm not really a pirate, but i am a writer, which is like a pirate of the arts. Because writers are poor. And we don't eat a lot of fruit.
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