Satire
Scientists theorize alternate universe where people listen to them
– the Beaverton
Houston Red Cross running dangerously low on thoughts and prayers
– the Beaverton
Steve Bannon leaves White House in search of whiter house
– the Beaverton
Americans substitute ‘hang in there kitty’ posters for ‘ostrich with head in sand’
– the Beaverton
Congress delivers final insult to Obama by keeping White House security deposit
– the Beaverton
Quiz: Which criminally negligent human on ‘Paw Patrol’ are you?
– the Beaverton
Local millionaire depressed after meeting local billionaire
– the Beaverton
Cutting Back With the Joneses: People are now corporations
– the Tyee
Fat Chance: That little wheel isn’t going to run itself
– the Tyee
The Anti-Social Network: A new digital sphere for people who just don’t like people
– the Tyee
Abstinence Plus: America’s new teen pregnancy solution
– the Tyee
Positions available at the White House
– the Tyee