Satire

Scientists theorize alternate universe where people listen to them

– the Beaverton

 

 

 

Houston Red Cross running dangerously low on thoughts and prayers

– the Beaverton

 

 

Steve Bannon leaves White House in search of whiter house

– the Beaverton

 

 

Americans substitute ‘hang in there kitty’ posters for ‘ostrich with head in sand’

– the Beaverton

 

 

Congress delivers final insult to Obama by keeping White House security deposit

– the Beaverton

 

Quiz: Which criminally negligent human on ‘Paw Patrol’ are you?

– the Beaverton

 

 

 Local millionaire depressed after meeting local billionaire

– the Beaverton

 

 

 Cutting Back With the Joneses: People are now corporations

– the Tyee

 

 

 Fat Chance: That little wheel isn’t going to run itself

– the Tyee

 

 

 The Anti-Social Network: A new digital sphere for people who just don’t like people

– the Tyee

 

 Abstinence Plus: America’s new teen pregnancy solution

– the Tyee

 

 Positions available at the White House

– the Tyee